Need a killer band for your wedding, corporate party, private function, bar mitzvah, stag party (women's perferred) rodeo, 3rd world country coup or Space Shuttle launching? Well, if we run into a killer band we will let you know! No, that's not right.. HIRE US! Really, we need the money. This equipment is expensive and our guitar player's wife just had surgery, our bassist has a Civil War wound and I have this weird rash in my... ANYWAY, plueeez hire us!

Here we are jamming for our only fan. He later grew up to become Boy George of the Confederacy.