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Well, we were born poor black children in the hills of Arkansas during the Civil War...No, that's not right! We are a Classic Rock & Country band, I think... Yes... yes we are. Cheap Vices is (are?) somewhere around 4 to 5 years old, depending on who ya talk to. Let's see, John and Don are brother in laws and had been jammin' which each other for kicks, probably to drink beer and get away from their wives. John and Monty used to go to high school together, and they also have drank a lot of beer. So they all 3 got together drinkin' beer and jamming, then one of them said, "Hey, let's start a band and get PAID to drink beer!" So they found other musician's over the years but they didn't seem to work out and stick around, probably because these new guys would drink too much beer. Then two years ago they ran into this dude named Perry, who did not drink a lot of beer, which was a good thing because they were all tired of drinking so much beer, probably because their wives were tired of them drinking so much beer and the belching was disgusting. Don began to sing the lead vocals and Perry did much of the harmony. These guys started gigging around specifically for charities and fundraisers because they really liked helping folks out. Some of these events are; American Cancer Society Relay for Life - 2006 & 2007.
Randal High School Teachers Assoc. - 2006
Palo Duro High School Fund Raiser - 2005 Bair Foundation (Christian Foster Agency) sponsored by the CMA (Christian Motorcycle Association) - 2006 Starlight Theater, Summer Concert Series - 2006 & 2007 We also played some clubs such as Boondocks and Panama Jacks. Canyon Relay For Life 2007 AutoPro Suzuki Promotions August 2007 Space Shuttle Launching of 2027 Confedrate Victory of Viceville, 1863 We also hope to play for the opening of the Amarillo's new singles club, "Heinys and Boobs" [The editors would like to apologize for the sexist remarks made by Scottie in reference to breasts and buttocks in such a vulgar fashion. There is no such establishment and if there were, we would be the first to offer patronage.] Then last year Don had the opportunity to go overseas to make some good cash and help out the war effort there counseling the Yankee Capitalist Dog Amercian contractors for a one year tour. The boys in the band were concerned about not gigging for the next year so they called up a dude they met out at the Relay For Life. He had donated his time also there running Karaoke and doing the DJ deal. So Scottie (that's me) came into the band keeping Don's spot warm for him. Things begin to really take off and everyone was pleased. We decided that with this latest line up we would give it a go and when Don returned, we could be a five piece group, unless he is held hostage by the Confederate government. In which case the US will be forced to a pay ransom of $2.53, in installments. So, we are whoopin' ass and taking names and this is the best band I have been in a long time. They are truly some terrific dudes and it is a pleasure rockin' with these guys! -Written by Scottie - guitarist, keyboardist, vocalist, webmaster and very sexy man who looks like Brad Pitt. Check out our individual biographies! Our arrest records are not included.
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